Porter & stout I hold dear,
Old ales & bock kept quite near.
Holiday grog pours,
Christmas spirit soars,
My malty salve, silent cheer.
--LexusChris
Holiday Beer Haiku
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lexuschris
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Holiday Beer Haiku
Post'm if you got'm...
Porter & stout I hold dear,
Old ales & bock kept quite near.
Holiday grog pours,
Christmas spirit soars,
My malty salve, silent cheer.
--LexusChris
Porter & stout I hold dear,
Old ales & bock kept quite near.
Holiday grog pours,
Christmas spirit soars,
My malty salve, silent cheer.
--LexusChris
"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her." – W.C. Fields
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lexuschris
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
Water, barley, yeast & hops,
Sublimes my mind into knots.
Once more a tasting,
No time awasting,
Strains my conscience 'til its shot.
--LexusChris
"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her." – W.C. Fields
Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
tried writing haiku
had trouble counting alas
beer drowns my sorrow
had trouble counting alas
beer drowns my sorrow
Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
I'll give it a shot...
barley from the field
malted mashed fermented win!
happy holidays
barley from the field
malted mashed fermented win!
happy holidays
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lexuschris
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
Being an overachiever, I embellished and built-upon haiku and took it to something uber ...bwarbiany wrote:So...
When are you going to actually post a haiku?
Looks like I crossed haiku, waka and limericks!! I blame my muse: Hibernation Old Ale - Great Divide Brewing.
--LexusChris
"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her." – W.C. Fields
Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
asked for a haiku
posted some limericks, cheers!
here's to great beers
posted some limericks, cheers!
here's to great beers
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
I noticed the one 'hater' with the callout hasn't posted yet... 
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lexuschris
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
Awesome one Brent!!brahn wrote:asked for a haiku
posted some limericks, cheers!
here's to great beers
I think I owe everyone a real haiku...
Twisted wire cage,
Fat cork and foil wreckage,
Belgian bliss Noel.
--LexusChris
"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her." – W.C. Fields
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Maltose Parrot
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
From a literary friend at work, an ode to the Chili Pepper Ale!
Roasted Serranos,
Habaneros, Anaheims.
Chile brew- warm heart
The Jalapenos didn't quite fit the mold, but they will be in the beer...
Roasted Serranos,
Habaneros, Anaheims.
Chile brew- warm heart
The Jalapenos didn't quite fit the mold, but they will be in the beer...
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Maltose Parrot
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
Through the long work days
My mind is lost, just thinking
Of homebrew, waiting.
My mind is lost, just thinking
Of homebrew, waiting.
Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
I'm a literary simpleton ...
I never "got" haiku ... still don't.
Give me a limerick any day
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who drank all of his beer from a bucket
He tried with a hose
Stuck up his nose
But his mouth was the best way to suck it.
(Had to change it to something appropriate )
Dan
I never "got" haiku ... still don't.
Give me a limerick any day
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who drank all of his beer from a bucket
He tried with a hose
Stuck up his nose
But his mouth was the best way to suck it.
(Had to change it to something appropriate
)Dan
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JonW
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Re: Holiday Beer Haiku
I'm glad I wasn't the only one.dhempy wrote:I'm a literary simpleton ...
I never "got" haiku ... still don't.
